Hello students.
I want you to follow these instructions:
1. Go to http://www.mansioningles.com/gram57.htm
2. Read and follow instructions. Do exercise related
3. Go to the following entrance: http://www.mansioningles.com/vocabulario03.htm
4. Now describe a situation in the past. Describe the characters, use linkers in the unit, and try to follow the pattern:
- Plan story
- Begin with a catching opening
- Include details
- Use linking words
- Make an original end to the story
- Check before you send it
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an anouncement over the intercom, "Ladies and men, the captain talking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax then - OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercon and said, "Ladies and men , I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffe and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in the plane said, "That's nothing. He should see my the back!"
Rubén Rivera López
Hello teacher!!
An Italian, a Frenchman and a Mexican went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence
in English with three main words: green, pink, and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The Frenchman was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther
on TV."
Last one was the Mexican: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"...
Sandra Barajas 2ºA
hi teacher! my joke:
Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they shouted every score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy.
A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.
"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.
"Of course it me," Bob replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
SARA ALONSO 2ºA
mothers-in-law jokes
The mother-in-law arrived at the house of newlyweds, she knocks at the door and her daughter appears naked.
- but...what you doing naked? said mother-in-law.
-Is my love dress. said his son's wife.
-But you are naked!!! said mother-in-law
-I know it...but peter loves this drees. said daughter-in-law.
The woman arrives home, takes out all her clothes, has a shower, puts on her best parfum and waits her husband tumbada in the bed in a very sexy posture.
when her husban arrives, he said..
-What's wrong are you crazy?
-No, it is my love dress. she said.
-iron it please, it's so wrinkled!!
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
'"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
'"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
'"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
'"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you fool!" he says.
"Someone has stolen our tent!"
Itziar de la Mata López
2º bto. A
Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they shouted every score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy.
A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.
"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.
"Of course it me," Bob replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
Pilar Delgado Ciruelos 2ºa BTO
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.
She hears: “Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."
Arianna Sanfiel González 2ºa bach
Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?
A: They take the psycho path.
Arianna Sanfiel González 2ºa bach
This is the best:
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.
She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
jajajajaa
Arianna Sanfiel González 2ºa bach
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